Bum Grubs

Worms. Intestinal worms.

Look at that dirty little prick over there scratching his arse, he must have Bum Grubs (ass maggot or arse maggot). He laid a turd and it was crawling with Bum Grubs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

Bum Tunnel

The process by which a bum is born. I.e., a man who creates baby mamas or abuses girls and women physically or verbally had to bum tunnel out of the womb into the world.

Future and Nick Cannon and R. Kelly shouldn't have bum tunneled their way into existence.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.

by Cree Seven January 15, 2023

Bum Wallet

A nasty pussy, a dry flopping pussy, dry stinky pussy

That nasty hoe had a stinky bum wallet ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 8, 2019

BEach bummed

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar

anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Bum Sink

Slang for the toilet, especially when it includes a water jet anus cleaning system.

Q: "Where is Donald?

A: "He is on the bum sink taking a shit"

by Roger R. Rogerson-Rogers August 18, 2019

Bum Seeking

Closely following your favourite BUM, usually while walking towards some destination. Works typically like the 'Heat Seeker' missile.Person automatically routes to the Best Alternative Bum at any given point of time along his path.

Dude,You are late.It hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station.

Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.

by smartsara July 12, 2010

Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 7, 2010