by Tonyknight May 9, 2005

A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.
Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."
Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
by MGN February 22, 2009

1. Probably the worst band in history, consisting of 3 faggot brothers but somehow they always have instruments that the fag brothers don't play like the drum set. They have also have been famous for "dancing" on stage during live performances. These posers also have accumulated 0 guy fans in there whole carreer, and their girl fans are all 9 years old. These fags also whear abstinence rings, meaning that they REFUSE to have sex(not that this situation would actually happen)until they are married. The only flaw in this is the church doesnt allow gay marriage.
2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
1. faggot: "hey man, i went to a jonas brothers concert, it was awesome!"
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.
2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"
metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.
2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"
metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
by T dawg January 11, 2009

1.A person who has gay threesomes in the bathtub and their moaning results in the main melody to their songs.
2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.
2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.
Person1:hey do you see those guys having gay sex over there?!
Person2:Ya
Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!
Person2:Ya
Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!
by Leonidas23 October 13, 2008

"Olden times (greek/uncle?) when men would go into battle and would be like: We're sword brothers!!! So they would just fuck and bond cause they're sword brothers."
by TotallyTay727 October 18, 2016

by windexxxx October 16, 2008

Sword Brothers are two males who have touched the tips of their penises together, thus sealing the bond of "Sword Brother"
by TheRealTycho April 6, 2017
