broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

Broken Jukebox

A Broken Jukebox is basically just code words for blowjob or a BJ.

friend 1: My mom gave my dad a bj...

friend 2:Let's all not think negative, bj stands for Broken Jukebox.

(this was how the word was invented)

by Akward Ari June 9, 2010

Broken Arrow

When my curved penis gets stuck in a stuffed animal while making amateur porn and bends even more. Do much that I can cum in my own mouth. As I suck my own cock, the strain, breaks it in two.

Ouch, my broken arrow

by HiAnton March 6, 2022

Broken Chan

That one horny 10 year old in your discord group

Wow your such a Broken Chan

by Bob Mcguire Junior March 15, 2020

Brokenated

The act of feeling disrepect from an inanimate object that no longer functions as prescribed.

JA MAL... JAMAL... EH. My iPod is brokenated, dis a long ass flight and I gots to be able to listen to my mothef*%n Chingy!!

by Scott872004 August 30, 2010

The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 25, 2019