british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".

"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"

by ShortForDick August 22, 2024

British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021

Britishism

Same as racism but bri'ish

Example of Britishism
Štefan - Ooh I'm bri'ish i like to chug sum tea innit.
Jackson - Why are you Britishist to me mate?

by Uvuvwevwevwe6 June 17, 2022

british leyla

a nasty short british girl

did you see that girl she was very nice but very short “i think she might be a british leyla id watch out”

by bubba_j January 21, 2024

British Snow

Snow that is found in purely Britain and on top of Glaciers. Consists of: 2 parts mud to 1 part snow. Also after 2 hours of been on the floor, it turns into a slushy, muddy mixture on the pavement/road.

Me and the family went out to enjoy the British Snow, sadly we came home dirty, wet and cold.

by Stoner24/7 March 5, 2011

british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary

person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav

by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024

The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi

Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"

by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021