J-boots

the state of mind of a person who is deeply intoxicated on jenkem.

similar to the k-hole (which describes the conscious, catatonic state that ketamine users experience)

"Dude, looks like your Dad's got his j-boots on again..."

by Sraes Nave May 8, 2008

Sparkly Boots

Are not badass.

Look at those sparkly boots on that cute girl.

by Baby J11 April 22, 2011

Colonial Bootscrape

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.

"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."

by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013

big bootay ho

Christina moncada

Have you seen christina? That girl is a big bootay ho.

by Cmm May 12, 2014

pleasure boots

Rubber rain boots can also be called pleasure boots because goat farmers have been known to put a goats hind legs in the boots so that the goat can't escape while being fucked

I saw that goat fucker Jerry in his pleasure boots today.

by Chrisisafaggot July 9, 2017

Big bootay

It's when a thicc PAWG comes in it room and fucks the hell out of you

Mom u HAVE A BIG BOOTAY

by anonymous December 7, 2020

gettin' your boots wet

(phrase): slang for calling out someone for a fight or a brawl. Usually ends with someone dying of a heart attack.
Can be versatile, e.g., for having sex or doing something you are not prepared for, etc.

"Come out here and get your boots we if you ain't scared!"

"Hey, gettin' your boots wet with that chick tonight?"
"Heck yeah!"

"Hey man have you studied for that test yet?"
"Nah, I'm just going to get my boots wet."

by jcp2014 October 25, 2014