by Philosophy supreme March 17, 2021
Get the Boofedmug. Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
Get the Boof Poundermug. by wl/dv December 17, 2019
Get the Boofmug. An example of what not to be. In other words a motherfucker promoting false beliefs amongst the furry community such as there is nothing wrong with them. Hanging out with people with suits made by a zoophile. Sticking with the MAGA crowd type of people
by Satori432 March 6, 2025
Get the Boofmug. by th@t1gorl November 27, 2021
Get the boofmug. by cecilbhawkins July 12, 2022
Get the boofmug. Ex 1: I love you so much boof.
Ex 2: You're such a boof.
Ex 3: Hey boof wyd?
Boof, Boofs, Boofy, Boofiness,
Ex 2: You're such a boof.
Ex 3: Hey boof wyd?
Boof, Boofs, Boofy, Boofiness,
by itstiffany June 14, 2021
Get the Boofmug.