jellyfish blowjob

A jellyfish blowjob is the act of sucking a dude off and tasing his testicals. Or a jellyfish can be used to do this however the pain can last much longer than tasing the testicals.

Hey Morgan do you want a jellyfish blowjob

by I eat booty May 25, 2018

Hoover Blowjob

Derren's favourite fetish.

I gave my dad a hoover blowjob.

by Derren memey penis May 29, 2018

Blowjob Day

On October 9th all girlfriends must give their boyfriends bowjobs without exceptions. If your girl does not do this you are entitled to 5 free blowjobs whenever you want.

Girl: Hey it’s national blowjob day, lie down

Boy: Guess it is

by Bigblacksock69420 October 6, 2020

Blowjob Month

In the month of October all boys can get a blowjob when ever they want one, or girls can give one when ever they want

Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants

by Del baba October 7, 2019

Asian Blowjob

The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".

Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."

by LickableNutz October 12, 2014

blowjob artist

Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."

"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."

"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."

by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright March 19, 2007

Bubblegum Blowjob

When you put a piece of gum in your mouth, and instead of chewing it, you only suck on it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what do you have in your mouth?
Dude: Oh, just giving a bubblegum blowjob.

by gage and liz November 3, 2012