better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Better Bandai

The spiritual successor of Webdriver Torso, who is still uploading several beeping and slideshow videos to this day.

At a time when Webdriver Torso has retired, Better Bandai has came to do its job

by antiquing August 15, 2022

Better

Hey, no, I'm already better than you Patrick. Kill yourself you fat-cocked piece of shit.

Hym "Better idea. How about I kill a kid and then myself? That's better. That's what I'm going to do."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024

better by zayn

It's a song released by Zayn Malik on September 25th 2020.

STREAM BETTER BY ZAYN

You should stream better by zayn.

by Zquader October 30, 2020