Benjamin

Actual NPC thats not scared of anything aparently

Oh man you know that guy benjamin?
Yeah that NPC.

by jaykezz September 9, 2022

benjamin

an annoying nerd who thinks hes always right and will threaten you if you disagree

kid: hey benjamin

benjamin: *whack*
kid: hey what was that for
benjamin: you dont like mozart

by Mutant Giant Spider Dog September 3, 2025

Benjamin

A weapon of mass destruction.

“Oh My Gerd, look at those Benjamin’s”

by Meow102188 October 6, 2023

The Benjamin Franklin

When you put $100 bills in a girl’s underwear and you hit it from the back while your homie hits the front. She is on all fours like a kite.

Did you hear Rich and Jake did the Benjamin Franklin with Misty last night? They kept the hundos tho

by Poptropica35 August 11, 2018

Benjamin

Benjamin is a quiet guy, but once you get past the outer shell, he is kind and caring and a great friend. he will stick by you no matter what people say about you and is quick to forgive.

"Wait, was that benjamin?" Answer: Yeah, he's the best."

by the >alpha December 2, 2022

Benjamin Shergold

A particular far eastern bong style vaporizer, used for recreational consuming of marijuana. The "Shergold" was popular in the Teng Dynasty as it was beleived that the instrument was made out of gold horded by Sher's mandarin for dragon. Benji was added due to Benjamin Franklin reported to use it.

Servant" I have brought you sir the finest marijuana in the 5 kingdoms!"
Master: " Is the Benjamin Shergold ready?"
Servant: " Ohh urm"
Master: "WTF? how can one expect to consume this marijuana without the benjamin shergold?"

by DR. MikeilJohhanssen February 20, 2011

Benjamin

The homlesman that takes the most atrocious upper decky rip from the penjamin because he got too drunk and ended up butt baked in front of Fred Meyers

Damn it's Benjamin

by Pezus the Jesus May 8, 2025