geeky bastard

1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.

1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)

2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)

3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...

by cherry February 28, 2004

Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.

She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.

by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011

Ugly bastard

an old, fat, hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting man

Donald Trump is one ugly bastard, isn't he?

by Dstruxion April 16, 2018

Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.

That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.

by awarmfastbear April 27, 2019

Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power

Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022

snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy

Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.

by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017