Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020

Milwaukee Balloon

When U Blow Into someones bootyhole and they blow up like a balloon

Wow dave Must've gave his girl The Milwaukee Balloon! SHE HUGE!!

by Maxwell GotBands August 4, 2025

Hot Air Ballooning

When a fat person farts in your general vicinity

"Dude, Michelle kept hot air ballooning the cooking class today"
"Michael hot air ballooned me today dude, it was gross"

by L0rdBombe November 15, 2024

Balloon

A rubber ball that can be filled with air to make float and is sensitive to needles. You should never pop one without telling people first. Unless it’s for revenge.

Ahh, you shouldn’t pop that balloon so near my ear, it startled me!

by Nyahiema May 30, 2018

balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021

balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023

attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012