"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
Get the Bald Florida Manmug. by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
Get the Bald eaglemug. When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping
by IHateBaldPeople December 12, 2019
Get the Baldmug. A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024
Get the Baldmug. The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".
Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."
by ClassyLioness February 13, 2025
Get the Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clipmug. by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025
Get the hamburgers per bald eaglemug. by Mario X January 25, 2021
Get the Baldmug.