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Band Kid

Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".
Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
by Manson27762 August 4, 2021
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band front

similar to colorguard. find a definition of band and basically add a flag to it.

one of the best experiences of your life. they have the closest friends and make thats what she said jokes as well as jokes about things that otherwise wouldn't be funny, basically the same kind of humor as faamily guy.
Band Front represent, now throw your flags up! OH OOOOOOH OH OOOOOOOH
by sailor moon/aurora November 29, 2010
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Band definition

1. A definition of an obscure band name nobody cares about. Usually has more dislikes than likes.
Person 1: How come every word I'm searching is a band definition?

Person 2: Because people love not giving real definitions.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Bogan Band

A hairstyle generally sported by young bogan men, consisting of a thin strip of hair bleached blonde around the edge of the hairstyle. Usually about 1cm in diameter and never more than 3 or 4cm.

May be used stylishly in combination with a mullet or rat tail. And for those with discerning taste, not to be used without a large rectangular patch of hair on back or back left of the head, bleached also.

This haircut is most effective with black or brown hair.

This is a new trend amongst Australian youth of low socio-economic background (see bogan dero ), and although not as prevelent as the mullet or rat tail as yet, it appears to be only gaining popularity.
Did you see that kid with the "Bogan Band" ?

Wow, what a dero !
by Tsuzi September 15, 2010
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Marching Band

An experience In a cult where everyone plays instruments, usually an experience in high school with many rituals around instruments and chaotic goodness. Also you're probably sore
Guy: "What's wrong with them?"
Guy1: "They're in Marching band"
by Gay Kinnie October 30, 2019
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Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.
Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.
by Tucki April 12, 2014
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phillips band

Code for very shitty band most people wouldn't ever consider listening to or even recommend to their best friend named Phillips.
Jeff: Have you heard that new phillips band?
Phillips: Oh, you mean The Peacocks? Yeah they're my favorite!
Jeff: Yeah... you would say that.
by Bobjuzz December 16, 2012
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