Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.
Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.
by Tucki April 10, 2014
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Marching Band

Usually noticed as a talented and hard-working musical group, Band, to the participants, see it as a cult. In a traditional marching band period, what happens there is pretty much grinding on drill, or the form of the players/actors/color guard, the whole time, with an occasional cup of ice. There the band rules out the weak and puts them as alternates, or, literally, pawns used only in emergencies. Working on the music is more or less vigorous, with the poor drum major trying his/her hardest to direct while band plays. Old ladies screaming at you about tone and support is another plus, along with whoever wants to bang our heads against the wall with rhythm lectures. And who can forget good old MUSIC THEORY! oH gOsH tHe TuBas
Band is pretty much survival of the fittest both musically, mentally and physically, and it all comes together to make a show.
Did you hear the marching band playing music? It was great!
by NoParties September 13, 2017
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Marching Band

An experience In a cult where everyone plays instruments, usually an experience in high school with many rituals around instruments and chaotic goodness. Also you're probably sore
Guy: "What's wrong with them?"
Guy1: "They're in Marching band"
by Gay Kinnie October 30, 2019
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Band Kid

Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".
Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
by Manson27762 August 05, 2021
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phillips band

Code for very shitty band most people wouldn't ever consider listening to or even recommend to their best friend named Phillips.
Jeff: Have you heard that new phillips band?
Phillips: Oh, you mean The Peacocks? Yeah they're my favorite!
Jeff: Yeah... you would say that.
by Bobjuzz November 24, 2012
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Band-Aid

Someone who helps out the Marching Band in every way possible and are not appreciated enough for their hard work.
Person1: Hey, who are they?

Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!

Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?

Person2: you have no idea!
by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 18, 2018
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Band definition

1. A definition of an obscure band name nobody cares about. Usually has more dislikes than likes.
Person 1: How come every word I'm searching is a band definition?

Person 2: Because people love not giving real definitions.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021
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