The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
by sphincter muscle July 05, 2016
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butt crack of anus

Like the butt crack of Dawn, but more literal.

Dawn doesn’t have a butt crack, but an anus does
My damn alarm woke me up at the butt crack of anus
by bsudaho February 26, 2022
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Anus Fly Trap

When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"
by Pyravia December 20, 2017
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mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.
Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.
by JoeyBomm June 05, 2020
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brutal anus fingerbang

During gay sex, you initialize the anus by using warm based lubricants to sooth the rectum. when the other male is ready you stick anything and everything up your gay partners ass.
Johnny- "hey bobby, how about you grab the K-Y, and start massaging my anus so we can be intrigued by the brutal anus fingerbang."
bobby- "OKAY!!"
by chris loveless December 31, 2006
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whiff o' anus

The unpleasant smell of butthole the permeates the air for mere seconds when a chick is on top, sometimes resulting in loss of erection.
"Ah, my girlfriend was boucing on my cock last night and I got a whiff o' anus, totally ruined my boner, does she wipe?"

"I refuse to let her ride the rod after she has a hearty meal, I always catch a whiff o' anus and can sometimes detect what she had for dinner."
by Squeaked Moose October 19, 2011
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