Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 26, 2022

After gone

After completion of drinking a bitter or sour ale.

That beer had a bad after gone.

by Chuckswords April 29, 2018

;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!

;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!

;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!

by August 15, 2021

After Feel

The lingering feeling of substance left on you after contact with a given surface.

"That slime has a weird after feel."
"It felt very strange after I let it go, the after feel is almost slimy."

by Beezdrill September 3, 2021

after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom

Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.

by poopoomanthatsme April 17, 2021

Butthole after Taco Bell

pain

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!

by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021

After dark Hours

texting After 10:30pm were individuals send emotional and graphic messages an sometimes will express themselves with emojis such as 💦😘😋💯🍑😆💕😜👅

It's now 10:29 one more minute till after dark hours

by The real voice July 3, 2015