Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020

May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th

Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then

by daddyjohn69 May 1, 2020

RULE #1

SHARE SNACKS

remember RULE #1
Oh yea here
thanks

by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020

May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

by anonymous November 4, 2020

November 1

November 1 ask your crush out and They can’t say no

Me :Jayden will you go out with me

Jayden:no but today is November 1 so I can say ni so yes

by Kayla2037 October 11, 2021

n+1

No matter how many of something you have you always want one more.

Number you have = n, the number you want = n+1.

What is the number of bicycles you need? n+1: one more than what you have now.

by Brinntache August 24, 2021

October 1

Where the bitch named Kathryn was born

you know who you are Mrs I'm 14 years old and good at math and born on October 1st

by Sneaky Man December 7, 2021