Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.

Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

Squid bags

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.

Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags

by Bigdaddypunz March 9, 2021

Squid game

A k-drama movie that is very good

Squid game is such a good movie!!

by Aswswafd September 29, 2021

spicy squid

when you put hot sauce on your droopy penis then receive a blow job

michael will never get a spicy squid because no one loves him

by epicpants12345 March 7, 2017

Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes

I did some squiding with your dad last night!

by PussySlayerXX69420 December 27, 2024

dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina

Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration

by Neuroticqt March 21, 2016