spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019
mugGet the spank a cougarmug.

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube
guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
by epic man epic words September 9, 2021
mugGet the Alabama cheese spankmug.

spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.
Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass
by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014
mugGet the spank puttymug.

Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"
Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?
by philmphan July 7, 2023
mugGet the Southbank spankmug.

Spanking

Spanking,an act of slapping/hitting another one's buttocks with a bare hand or instrument. They are usually given to children for punishments,spankings usually last for a few minutes. You can use the act of hitting one's buttocks as punishing or sexual pleasure.
Did you hear? Kevin got a spanking by his girlfriend! ”
by RockyKoook September 16, 2023
mugGet the Spankingmug.

foot spanking

Letting loose with the flat of your foot, pressing peddle to metal with a sharp quick movement.
"...the Mustang deserved a good foot spanking."
by Edouardo101 September 23, 2016
mugGet the foot spankingmug.

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