Rubber Kebab

A kebab consumed during a night of drinking that bounces back, usually on the head of a taxi driver or sidewalk.

Hey I’m pretty sure I ate a rubber kebab last night, the taxi service charged me for cleaning but I’m too hungover to remember.

by the kebab guy October 4, 2022

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

Rubber-banding

Capping or Lying.

Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch”
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”

by justsomestudent February 3, 2021

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

Angry Rubber

When a girl you love kisses another man out of spite just to make you cry, piss you off, and waste your time. Usually out of some rash decision, but you feel the pain. Maybe it's to hurt you maybe it isn't, but she still does better than you afterward so you hate life. You have to just work harder with no motivation, rubber is a hard thing to destroy it makes you angry.

"Like fuck I hate this angry rubber." "Now all i am is a lonely angry rubber." "How did I ever waste so much time on being and lonely angry rubber."

by AllINeedAreJedi March 5, 2018

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

Rubbish Rubbers

Bad condoms; condoms that do not work and allow sperm to enter the vagina

Thoes rubbish rubbers didn’t work. We still need up having her

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018