bunt muffin

The name chosen to ridicule a "Buff McGruff" type man for doing something very feminine.

Dude, he's such a bunt muffin

by Buff McGrugg November 4, 2010

muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.

Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.

by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

Douche Muffin

1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.

1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.

by Adam Carey August 23, 2006

Muffin Top

A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.

Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!

by AaGeLiNa September 21, 2005

sexy muffin

a muffiny person that is oh so sexy and yummy

i took a bath in the shower with a sexy muffin and we had a hot steamy romance

by sammi September 26, 2003

muffin tops

when a fat person is wearing a way too small shirt and her fat hangs out of her shirt and over her belt.

"she has huge muffin tops."

by nick cash November 19, 2006

Nigger Muffins

Challenging a persons outlandish / far-fetched story. Once challenged, story teller must respond to it right away. (No Nigger Muffins = True Story , Nigger Muffins = Lie/False Story)

If storyteller claims "No Nigger Muffins" and is found have lied intentionally, storyteller may be kicked in the scrotum by all who witnessed it (one kick per witness).

Drew, "The other day my boy got hit by a truck and lived!"
Ebo: "Nigger Muffins"
Drew; "No Nigger Muffins, however he is in a coma."

by A-Rotolo May 12, 2008