milf

mom id like to f**k

gurl: hii babe! dis guy is so hot
me: omfg milf!

by gwendie September 4, 2020

MILF

man, i love frogs.

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."

by luaraka September 24, 2020

MILF

Acronym for:

M-y
I-ndescribable
L-ove
F-or Jesus

Sorry sinners! I only care about MILF

by Pig Genis October 26, 2020

Milf

Mom in lots of positions

Look at the milf in that fine position of hers

by Beaniemamba October 28, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020

milf jin

Milf Jin is basically Kim Seokjin, but as a milf🥶🥶

Milf jin is sexy🤑🤑🤑

by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020