Doctor Doom Syndrome

A mental illness in which the person afflicted may be awesome in every way imaginable, yet they let one person prevent them from not being a dick.

Nate: I don’t get it, Frank’s got a steady job, he’s an accomplished musician, and he knows more than anyone I know, but he keeps acting like a dick whenever his ex is around.

Mat: He’s got Doctor Doom syndrome for sure.

by Nategt616 September 27, 2021

Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.

Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Doctor

A madman in a box with two hearts, beautiful companions, and one giant blue box thats smaller on the outside and bigger on the inside.

Hi i'm the Doctor}
Doctor who?
exactly

by WHOVIANNN October 29, 2019

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.

Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.

by FunKodex December 8, 2018

Cat Doctor

A doctor who happens to be a cat.

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023