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The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.
"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"
by Rema D October 25, 2020
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Aaron Garner

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Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".
Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"
by Hattimus July 7, 2023
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Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008
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aaron clare

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.
We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.
by Conrad Karl September 5, 2016
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aaron rosengarten

A well read person who is a complete pussy while around any girl who happens to be his girlfriend. A dream chaser.
Dave can't come out tonight because his girlfriend said no. He's a total Aaron Rosengarten.
by HiImDudets June 13, 2019
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danny aarons

Danny Aarons is a Fifa Youtuber who likes mcdonald’s and a fat man who likes children.
by Danny Aarons mum July 5, 2023
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