Wet willy

to stick ones finger in your mouth, lick it and stick it in someones ear

wet willy mr timberlake!!!!!

by Peter is gay! with matthew hull!!!! July 12, 2003

wet stick

Usually a black malboro more 150 cigarette dipped in embalming fluid laced with pcp. Repeated use causes delerium, psychosis, strange hallucinations, adrenaline rush, paranoia, demonic possesed behavior, and temporary superhuman strenth. Fun stuff.

Binjun smoked some wet sticks and flipped out and kicked his winshield out of his car and dangled over the edge of the bridge.

by thatniggaS_A_L January 18, 2008

keepin it wet

Dating a girl just to have sex. 'It' refers to a penis.

Example 1:
Laura: You and Pam are getting pretty serious, is she girlfriend material?
Joe: No, I'm just keepin it wet.

Example 2:
Mike: I heard you have two girlfriends now?
George: No, I have one girlfriend and one keepin it wet girl.

by Last Drop April 25, 2008

Wet Lev

When one licks their finger and sticks it into another’s nose hole. Like a wet Willy except for the finger goes into the nose hole rather than the ear hole. Generally one of the smaller fingers works best because the nose hole is usually smaller.

He gave Sarah a Wet Lev because she did not react to the Wet Willy.

by Countlevula September 28, 2021

wet thoughts

Wet thoughts are when a horny person thinks about someone they like, admire, and love.. usually when someone has wet thoughts the think about fucking and get wet

"Today in class I had wet thoughts"

by Wet thoughts August 25, 2017

wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

by erkod March 5, 2017

wet mary

A particulary juicy fart.

"Whoo! That wet mary you just ripped is going to leave skidmarks."

by DG in Philly October 7, 2005