fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

squid

A sexual act where a man shoots cum, like when a squid shoots ink, into the vagina, penis, anus, or mouth.

"Let's squid in the bed, {name}!"

by TexnTenn March 27, 2021

Squid Game

a VERY overrated show on netflix

Person 1: Have you ever watched squid game? It's so good!

Person 2: No

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall November 20, 2021

Squid Reaction

When you're so excited you start to cum aggressively.

I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
or
I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.

by CanITouchYourPenis March 3, 2021

Squid game

A very bad english dub of a good korean TV show.

"Hey bro this looks like squid game!"
"It do look like squid game"

by CCP Chairman December 1, 2021

The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019