goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.

Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time

by Lacticdick January 31, 2019

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Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.

Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.

by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014

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Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

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sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

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Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron

Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?

by CASTLE6969Liberator November 2, 2018

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