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Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight
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Jeff

Person 1:Can you pass the jeff? Person 2: That block ass mother fucker?
by Zack nunya August 5, 2023
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Jeff And Some Aliens

A pretty decent show on Comedy Central. Although it didn't live up to be like South Park just like Drawn Together, it still had some pretty good episodes.

It says in the opening that 3 aliens were2 sent by their boss to study Earth's most average guy. Their subject: Jeff. To see if Earth is worth preserving or obliterating.
Person #1: What should we watch? South Park or Drawn Together?

Person #2: How about Jeff And Some Aliens?

Person #1: What's that?

Person #2: It's different from those 2 shows. It's actually pretty funny.
by Maya Butreeks April 8, 2021
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Jeff

An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.

Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
by reputable_realist December 8, 2024
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Jeff Ng

A person who only goes after young woman is called a Jeff Ng. They hide their true intentions behind drugs and alcohol. Be careful you don't turn into a Jeff Ng
Bro she's only 16. Stop being a Jeff Ng
by honest6969 March 11, 2023
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Jeff

a name used anonymously.
by *O*O*O*O(()()()() March 6, 2019
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Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.
Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!
by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019
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