by Zong February 13, 2022
The most chubby clout demon of them all, eats everything in sight, threats to jump people while being fake causing him to then be jumped, also jealous of The Ginge for being better than him
by Josh has a fat toe June 12, 2019
A short boy that works at shoppers drug mart, he seems like a normal kid but in reality he is a little goofy goof on the inside. He is a tinsie winsie bit embarrassed by the size of his duck eggs, in the end he is a stumpy little boy.
by Valorant god May 30, 2022
Hayden knowles is a crackhead
by Moderately warm sausage November 07, 2019
Hayden Redington is superior to Donald Trump
by The mega super sexy goat October 12, 2019
The sexiest man alive no matter what people say he is always sexy and is smarter then Lilly Becca and Anna and Lauren all combined and is the best in the World did I mention he’s very sexy
by The mega super sexy goat October 12, 2019
Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
by zandet October 17, 2024