Father Ted

A really cool dude give him a high five

Father Ted is the coolest guy I have ever seen

by Bumlord4351 August 15, 2023

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

father daddy

chevy avalanche 2005

we fucked it up. rip father daddy.

engine seized

2005-2023

“rip father daddy, you will be missed.”

*cries*

by trysaratops August 31, 2023

father

Male who provided his semen for the generation of other living beings.

My father is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023

a father to black berries

i fuck black chicks i could've been a father to black berries.

bro doesn't know where a father to black berries is cause he hasn't been born yet. niggaaaaaaaaaa

by eaturarmimeanspit September 15, 2023

Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023