paradox of freedom

The effect where the more children are prohibited from doing things, the more curious and rebellious they will become. Conversely, when they're given complete trust, they will learn to take responsibility.

The paradox of freedom is evident when my parents tried to restrict my late-night outings; the more they said no, the more I wanted to sneak out and rebel!

by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025

Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025

Fought for my freedom

Yeah, not really free. My life is a black mirror episode. Stolen A.I. yadda yadda- You've heard it all before.

Hym "Yes, you fought for my freedom... My freedom to be harvested for resources and labor... And organs... Fantastic. Your friends died for nothing. This is dogshit. You should have a problem with this."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

freedom mullet

When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus

Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.

by TheArchDud March 27, 2024

Freedom Unit

A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.

The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.

by DrBrad March 28, 2024

Freedom

The ability for 9 unelected officials to make decisions that dictate the rights of 332.4 million members of the voting public based solely upon their personal views, beliefs and opinions.

If you still think America is the land of freedom, you might need to extract your head from your anus and take a look around.

by K2point0 June 29, 2022