Youtube DJ 

The act of having 2 (or more) tabs of youtube open with music videos pre-loaded on to them. Before the first video stops the youtube DJ will hit play on the next video transitioning from one song to the other seamlessly ergo eliminating the risk of awkward silences. often used in small partys and gatherings of acquaintances where there is no sound system present.

"man these tunes are sweet"

"yeah! you can thank the youtube DJ"

"I know, with all this music going on I can actually tolorate you"

"thanks"

Youtube DJ by HaxMaster November 12, 2012

youtube avoidance

Trying not to use the word "youtube" in front of audience, to make sure you don't mistakenly say "youporn" instead.

"Did you tell them where you've got the video from?" "Kind of. I commited youtube avoidance and told them I got it from the internet"

youtube avoidance by lifestyledictcc September 25, 2012

Youtube Hell

When a single video on youtube leads you on a journey through the underbelly of youtube that ends up taking your whole day, evening, and/or night.

Tarnot- AngryGamerNerd videos always lead me straight to Youtube Hell.

Youtube Hell by Zannuj August 25, 2014

YouTube Welfare 

A welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making YouTube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job.

Steve: Hey Bob, has your kid found a job yet?
Bob: Nope. He on YouTube Welfare and sitting on his ass recording himself playing video games. He thinks he can become a millionaire by playing video games 24/7.

YouTube Welfare by justmichael October 10, 2016

youtube beef 

Fake ass shit on Youtube. Involves drama channels, vloggers, prank channels, gamers, viners and fake rappers aka channels that are dying or are just there for the money. And all of a sudden any small or dying channels become react channels for this fake beef. Weapons for this are clickbait, diss tracks, fake assaults, and money. In a nutshell, it's for the views.

Me: Hey, what's all this youtube beef?
Jimmy:It's fake.

youtube beef by FJP78 April 19, 2018

Youtube mantra 

When youtubers say 'Like, share, comment, subscribe, hit the bell notification button'

I usually just end the video when youtubers start reciting the youtube mantra

Youtube mantra by pseudo3 August 20, 2018

YouTube-recommendation-induced delay 

Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).

When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!

YouTube-recommendation-induced delay by QuacksO October 2, 2018