Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools

Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out

by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023

Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.

After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.

by DMixylodian August 25, 2021

Whack

I will whack my head till you come

I will whack my head till you come

by 🏈+ 🏀 +🏐+🏒+ 🏉+🏅 + 🏋️‍♀️+ ⛹️‍♂️+🏌️ July 28, 2022

whack

Crazy, insane

You stole that from the store? Thats whack.
Your personality is whack, you're bugging.

by gabbagabba1220 March 10, 2020

Whack A Hoe Wednesday

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!

Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!

by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019

Whack

(Multiple definition(s) word!)
Whack1: A onomatopoeia or sound effect when someone gets hit by another person/object.
Whack2: An excessive way to disrespect someone.

Whack 1: WHACK! She get's slapped across the face!
Whack 2: Wow dude! That shirt is completely whack!

by Overintellectualizations September 15, 2022

whack

Verb: to have sex with, to fuck.
(East) Belfast slang, often an insensitive and vulgar synonym of love-making.

"Here mate, you whack that dirt last night?"

by Eskamo January 6, 2008