Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".

Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!

by MajesticElements December 16, 2017

whale mouth

When a chick can fit your cock and balls in her mouth at once.

My weekend wad AWESOME! The chick I met at the club was a total whale mouth!!

by Newbie_1984 September 23, 2015

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016

Whale Joint

The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale

Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude

by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017

Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

by Darkhaven February 18, 2011

whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019

Whale Behavior

Dumbass behavior

Jimmy what is with this whale behavior.

by Goturdumbass January 25, 2023