A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.
My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss
by boxerbriefs69 September 15, 2010
When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
by Meatball78 September 01, 2014
One person flips a coin. Another calls the side. If heads, winner gets head. If tails, winner gets anal. If the caller calls right, then they receive the sides reward. If they call wrong, then the flipper receives the opposite sides reward. Used to settle disputes like that bitch girlfriend that won't let you put it in the butt, or that bitch boyfriend that won't take it in the ass like a man.
I'm not going to lie to you guys. My ass still hurts from the round of Extreme Coin Toss I played last night with my uncle.
by DailyXanDefinitions May 02, 2021
Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
by Duchess of Sussex July 02, 2019
A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).
What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...
by hwcdesign October 22, 2014
Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
by ScragglyLou November 07, 2017
by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022