wanger chop

a fat loser with a small wanger. either from birth or from being chopped off.

look at that kid. He is a wanger chop

by billybob July 6, 2003

chop and drop

A method of felling a tree, where as opposed to cutting in a "birds mouth" then cutting across from the other side, in the traditional way, you cut straight through, then keep the tree verticle, and drop it on the ground, then cut out a new bit about 1.5 meters of the ground, then drop the tree again, until you are left with no tree left, but several 1.5 meter long logs

"thats a fine chop and drop technique you have there"

by LPUK January 21, 2004

puff a chop

simply go smoke a cigarette

yo u wanna puff a chop?
yea i will smoke a cig

by dabblefest October 25, 2011

Cheeky Chops

One who is very cheeky.

Listen here cheeky chops, give me my toaster back.

by KRISPY BRATAN August 20, 2019

Chopped up

Someone who has had multiple plastic surgeries with a less than desirable result.

After she got her face chopped up something don't look right.

by Asheknuckles July 14, 2016

Jive Chops

A derogatory term for someone who is a position of power over you but in all reality is no more important than you are.

Boss: "You really need to get to work"
Employee: "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, jive chops?"

by thereal S November 23, 2011

Nuttin Chops

The friendly-fire of self-enjoyment. The act of blowing your own load onto the side of your face.

Man, you ever buff the banana and nut so hard you give yourself nuttin chops?

by vunitedt November 10, 2018