Jive Chops

A derogatory term for someone who is a position of power over you but in all reality is no more important than you are.
Boss: "You really need to get to work"
Employee: "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, jive chops?"
by thereal S June 06, 2011
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Chop a bowl

to smoke marijuana out of a glass pipe, or bowl, with the result of being chopped, or insanely high.
hey man, you wanna chop a bowl with those bitches real quick?
by Alister Hotchkiss October 10, 2009
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chop spot

A nice safe spot for a chop. (See session)

Usual suspects include building sites, parks, houses, anywhere on the road when equipped with a billy and vehicle, practically any spot in the world.
Hey man pass the billy this way.

Nah man this chop spot's dodge,lets find another.

Hows about king's park?

Fuck yeah were outta here
by trel July 13, 2006
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chop and drop

A method of felling a tree, where as opposed to cutting in a "birds mouth" then cutting across from the other side, in the traditional way, you cut straight through, then keep the tree verticle, and drop it on the ground, then cut out a new bit about 1.5 meters of the ground, then drop the tree again, until you are left with no tree left, but several 1.5 meter long logs
"thats a fine chop and drop technique you have there"
by LPUK January 21, 2004
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Chuff Chop

The act of karate chopping a female's genitalia.

Only to be used in very familiar situations, usually between people in a relationship. Occurs most commonly in a lesbian relationship or a fight between girls, a cat fight.

It is not a welcomed move in a fight as it invades personal space, however it is the ultimate winning move.

Created in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

See also: chuff
In a petty fight:

*Girl smacks girlfriend around the head*
Girlfriend: OW! Chuff chop!
*Girlfriend chuff chops girl*

or

Girl 1: "Did you see what happened in the fight between Kimberley and Stacey?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Kimberley chuff chopped her!"
Girl 3: "Ouch!"
by GingerJangles June 15, 2009
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Nuttin Chops

The friendly-fire of self-enjoyment. The act of blowing your own load onto the side of your face.
Man, you ever buff the banana and nut so hard you give yourself nuttin chops?
by vunitedt November 11, 2018
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puff a chop

yo u wanna puff a chop?
yea i will smoke a cig
by dabblefest October 26, 2011
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