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Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
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mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016
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360 Tire Spin

A wheelchair trick which automatically gets you laid. Consists of balancing a chair with only 1 of the back wheels touching the ground and then spinning in a complete circle. Almost impossible and requires an extremely Ultralight chair.
1: What's your favorite WCMX trick?
2:360 tire spin!
by Satirically Cheesy August 11, 2017
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Tired

When your tired
by #done with life October 14, 2016
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Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.
Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
by Pripyat November 28, 2020
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At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.
At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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poppin tire

burning out so bad that your tires are milky
could you get ta poppin tire nigga?
by doopedy February 7, 2009
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