helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.

by Topfoxus April 8, 2021

Fine Good Tires

We Have Some Fine Good Tires At A Party And It Tastes Bad Don’t Try

Dude Who Eats Tires ExpectulailoliandyburphkgivfjfhgushshjsbwudbusbsbbJshudhehavwhhwhwheukwkw The Fine Good Tires?

by Bob And Logan May 7, 2022

Tired

Me

Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)

by I’llRegretThisNameIn3Years October 2, 2022

[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009

Pumping the Tires

The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.

Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full

by superpumpedguy123 December 20, 2019

Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.

Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!

by Ligij September 26, 2023