Man Tired

When a man is too tired to bust a nut.

I tried to beat my meat tonight, but im man tired.

by The Man That's Tired November 5, 2025

Tire

Tire is one of the most intelligent but also one of the most beautiful people that you will ever ever meet.She is also very funny and can make everyone around her laugh. Her laugh alone is funnier than any joke. She is caring and will stay silent if you make her mad. She has a fear of bathroom rugs but that doesn’t stop her. Her presence lights up a room. If she doesn’t go to a place, the whole gathering is not as good because she makes it better for everyone. Her astonishing beauty will leave you speechless and her amazing personality makes her the perfect person. She is one of those people who deserve a worthy enough soulmate and the whole wide world. If you have a Tire as your bestfriend, consider yourself lucky as she is one of those people who will never leave your side, unless you are throwing up because she will then run for miles. Make sure to not take your Tire for granted as she is one of the best friends that you could ever have in your whole life.

Guy 1: ‘Wow, look at that girl whose walking past’
Guy 2: ‘She’s so smart and beautiful, she must be a Tire’
Girl 1: ‘ I agree, she’s very nice too!’

by b1. November 23, 2021

Tired

The feeling only Marc Tan Wen Kiang gets to feel when he has to do anything beside breathe.

"Sumomo : Have you met Marc recently? , Meowlennial : He said he is tired and doesnt have time."

"Day starts , Marc Tan when he opens his eyes : " Im tired" "

by Sozbro April 15, 2023

tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 26, 2017

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024