triangles

The most evil, awful, terrifying, omnipotent horrors to ever exist in the known universe. Their evil outweighs that of the devil himself. They are everywhere, there is no escape. Their servants come in the form of collage and high school geometry teachers, spreading pain and suffering. Fear them. FEAR THE TRIANGLES.

"THE TRIANGLES ARE ATTACKING ITS THE APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH"

by Icarus the Frog December 19, 2022

No pussy triangle

The act of 3 college guys forming a triangle at the bar and allowing no one to talk to them. The perpetrators will often lie and say things like “did you see all that play last night.”

Person 1: “Hey you see Garrett over there by the bar?”

Person 2: “Yea he is forming a no pussy triangle with his two friends”

by YourMomPeakedInHighSchool January 13, 2023

The TV is a triangle

When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.

The TV is a triangle

Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

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Yo, look what I built!

That's pretty sick, what's the triangle count?

Only like 100k triangles.

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by croisenta October 2, 2023

Triangle

A 3-sided flat shape often used in geometry and blender

Teacher: what is this shape?
Student1: it's a circle
Student2: no you idiot it has 3 sides it's a triangle

by Astro _ November 26, 2021

Nettle's triangle

An act involving a Jamaican, a bisexual and a donkey. The two humans involved each grab a nettle branch while positioned either end of the donkey, hence forming a triangle.

We were so wasted last night, ended up grabbing Pete's donkey and making a Nettle's triangle

by Skoomacatsmum April 7, 2020

Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020