Split gate

a slang for defloration

"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"

by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 02, 2022

Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.

My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.

by Aarshaartje February 05, 2021

Split it and Quit it

Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.

"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."

by DeadliftinJoe March 07, 2016

The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown

I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.

by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 21, 2017

Lickety-split

When you spread a pair of buttcheeks and lick the bung!

I made her squurm when I did the lickety-split to her ass!

by Orofinofarmer April 13, 2022