Lickety Split

It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.

For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

split-vote

a voting system in which two candidates from different parties are voted for. May also be used as an attributive adjective, as in a split-vote system.

A split-vote is not in practice in Nepal.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown

I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.

by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024

Taiwanese Split

A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.

Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…

by Tittles77 June 12, 2021

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019