cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

ship

Another word for shit, children use a lot to singnify that they are trying to say shit

I just took a biiiiiiig ship in my golden toilet

by DatDawg June 1, 2018

East Coast Shipping

After a sale is made, buyer is responsible for physically obtaining the product(s) from seller that in no way inconveniences the buyer. East Coast Shipping (ECS) may be an option when making an online purchase.

When I bought a pair of Lee jeans on ebay, I chose East Coast Shipping since I got to make an awesome road trip out of it.

by Liska February 25, 2008

ships

Slang term meaning to relate to all kinds of relationships from person to person to sexual relationships to relationships to object to spirituality to angelic and demonic to god to scientific to education to street to
Criminal to legit to environmental to anything

Those kind of ships I can understand

by rafael e Reyes June 10, 2018

Cruise Ship Fishbowl

A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!

Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.

by VaderUK October 6, 2021

drop-shipping

Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.

Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.

by QuacksO May 25, 2021