While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.
Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.
by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017
Get the ship sailedmug. by That one weird furry UwU December 6, 2019
Get the Dip shipmug. when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.
by burt kamersson August 11, 2003
Get the roll of the shipmug. Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.
Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.
by QuacksO March 4, 2023
Get the drop-shippingmug. Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
Get the ship a packagemug. To ship two people using the ship name "Jax". Usually, Jax would be shipped from someone named Alex (usually a boy)and someone's name that starts with a J (usually a girl).
Girl : I totally ship Jax! They are so cute together.
Boy : But they aren't together yet!
Girl : "Yet".
Boy : But they aren't together yet!
Girl : "Yet".
by OTP Pro June 19, 2017
Get the Ship Jaxmug. Colloquialism for murder
by Baconeggeness June 22, 2021
Get the Shipmug.