Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

Grass

A thing that we gamers scared of.
Touching it makes you feel idiot.

random kid : LOLOLOLL TOUCH SOME GRASS
me :

by random man that is soo stupid December 3, 2021

Boo Grass

Ghetto ahh food

I think he needs a doctor after eating that boo grass ahh food.

by Porter Poo October 23, 2023

touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

by Maui865 October 16, 2022

Touch grass

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.

Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.

by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023

Wacky Grass

Lolenaism for the marijuana

Lolena: "What is that called again? Wacky grass?"
Ross: "I think you mean marijuana"
Lolena: "yes. Isn't that what it's called?"
Ross: "No, that would be devils lettuce"

by Fay Cuddles January 18, 2023

Grass Belly

Another Word For An Illegal Immigrant
A Fat Mexican Who Cannot Hop The Fence To America
Therefore Must Crawl Under The Fence To Get To His/Her Destination

Mex 1: Common Essa Hop Over Before The La Migara Show Up!
Mex 2: Holmes I'm To Fat For This Stuff!
Mex 1: I Got An Idea! Go Under The Fence!!
Mex 2: Good Idea Holmes !!
Mex 1: Runn!!

Mex 2: Yeah Man!! I Wonder If We Could Make A Word Out Of That??
Mex 1: Grass Belly!!

by Timmy Tumm November 7, 2011