A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners
by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019
by Jordansucksdick December 08, 2018
sex queen (definitely not a VIRGIN LOSER), will hit you up for a good time, but only if you are ok with her annoying personality
by bunnygirlxoxo August 06, 2021
The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).
Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill
by Machine1984 May 11, 2022
When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
by Komoot May 20, 2021
by P6FuckYou October 31, 2015
Seen field is fat ginger that is related to Ashton elf. His tits are almost 3 times as big as that thot Rachel's!
Dude Seen fields was running and almost caused another earthquake!
Yeah the ground was shaking so bad I fell over!
Yeah the ground was shaking so bad I fell over!
by WiiSports June 09, 2019