freaky town

A crazy almost magical place that can only be accessed by 3 select men: Ben, Sam, and Tj (the mayors). To go you must be completely willing and be able to prove yourself worthy. A special screening process/ceremony is performed in which the three mayors decide if you are worthy enough to go and be part of freaky town nation. Once a citizen you are considered one for life. Also, the song "funky town" must be sung during the ceremony by replacing "funky" with "freaky."

Girl: Have the mayors ever taken you to freaky town?
Steph: OMFG, yes! It was the best time ever.
Courtney said she wanted us to take her freaky town but the mayors agreed she wasn't ready yet.

by Benjimen January 11, 2009

Duff Town

The place where schoolkids vape, aka the school bathroom.

Dang I'mma ask the people in Duff Town boi.

by joannnn February 25, 2020

Town house

Passing a very strong alcoholic beverage back and forth in the back of an Uber or anyplace with your bros until it is finished

Bro let’s just town house that shit!

Oh shit, are you guys town housing that?

by Dirty Connie & The Boys August 17, 2021

shanti town

A more politically correct word for SHIT HOLE

"Oh look at that shanti town"

by feners February 12, 2015

town unicycle

Similar to the town bicycle, except this girl is always seemingly being ridden by an ass clown.

Hillary is hot but she's the town unicycle, no telling how many clowns have rode her around.

by MaCRi December 20, 2007

town rider

a guy who has had sex with everyone in the town

damn dude stop being a town rider and save some girls for the rest of us

by kenny dimes August 20, 2010

Town Wench

The town slut

Male 1: “She’s fucked every dude in this city, she’s the town wench, man”

Male 2: “Cool”

by ThatOneGuy2604 November 12, 2020