pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.

Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.

by lulu_officially December 24, 2024

Lincoln

A racist bigot who has no remorse for any skin color other than his own.

"That guy over there, name is Lincoln, hates black people, you can just tell."

by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023

Lincoln Dicklas

Getting fucked at a debate tournament

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.

by Front Man November 17, 2021

Lincoln

a soccer jock. do not date or befriend. potty mouth.

lincoln is a crippled soccer jock

by iloveboppy08 January 3, 2023

The Lincolning

When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.

"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"

"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."

by BunnyLa69 March 28, 2023

Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house

I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!

by Cav42 February 28, 2023

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024