phenom jones

The coldest man to walk the planet Earth.

Phenom Jones is really the coldest.

by Phenom Jones November 22, 2021

Nathan Jones

likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.

That wee rat boy Nathan Jones with the big ribs

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

by jevanyn May 17, 2011

Daniel Jones

another description of Him

Daniel Jones is him

by lebronjahames6 September 18, 2023

Tomos Jones

Massive fanny magnet, can pull any bird he wants, had a massive knob, and can make any girl cum in 5 mins that is a fact

Tomos Jones is a massive Stud

by The massive G November 22, 2021

cammo jones

When the apprentice is bullying a tradesman and instead of standing up for your self you bitch it.

oh look paul is being bullied by the apprentice but instead of saying something he did a cammo jones

by jakeeeeee112 April 23, 2020

smokey Jones

also “smokey J”
a joint

“hey pass the smokey Jones”
“let me hit that smokey J”

by zinkle jamie January 7, 2023