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Casey Johnson

Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.
Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.
by Cockzilla69420 October 3, 2020
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Bourbon Johnson

A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down
If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!
by Littleutahbird February 25, 2022
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A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018
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Arne Johnson

A really sexy man who likes Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. He’s sexy and he’s in love with us and no one else
Arne Johnson loves Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. Also he’s sexy
by Simplyfar June 18, 2021
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lexie johnson

a really pretty girl with the juiciest coochie and the most delicious gorilla gripsuper cool
who’s that’s girl? oh that hot chick, that’s lexie johnson
by butterballbigdick April 28, 2022
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Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019
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Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
by jpdfive June 14, 2022
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