X Depressed

The true act of expressing “fake depression” or being depressed over hearing a sad song.

(Mainly based off the rapper XXXTentacion)
#LLJ

Justin: “ Where has Devon been? He’s been very quiet lately.”
Tyler: “I’m guessing he’s probably X Depressed”

Literally after XXXTentacion died everyone went into a sense of depression (no hate or whatever) and listening to all his sad songs (or other sad songs by other artists)

by seanon July 18, 2019

Single Depression

When someone goes into a very sad state -after breaking up

-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.

Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.

by J12lin December 3, 2014

Fake Depressed

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

Lil Depression

Lil Depression is the hottest rapper of the year, just listen to his newest and most hottest rap “A Depressville State of Mind.”

By lil depression
A Rap
A Depressville State of Mind (The The Lil Depression Cereal Hip Hop)
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, jim, it's time.
It's time, jim (aight, jim, begin).
Straight out the idiotic dungeons of rap.

The snake drops deep as does my mouse.
I never mayonnaising, 'cause to mayonnaising is the sleep paralysis demon of spouse.
Beyond the walls of teeth, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Depressville state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupid snake?
You complain about my sleep paralysis demon named jim.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lake.

I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.

Depressed, anxious, mayonnaise on an escalator, like a hen
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a den.

I can't take the my sleep paralysis demon named jim, can't take the fan.
I woulda tried to runk I guess I got no plan.

I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.

Yea, yaz, in a Depressville state of mind.

A mayoed cat is quite the mat.

Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).

by A person locked in a basement August 24, 2022

StrangerCon Depression

When all of your friends and every other Stranger Things fan is going to a Stranger Con near you (or not near you) and get to hug Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp, but your still not allowed to go because you either don’t have the money or your parents won’t take you.

Friend: I’m going to the Stranger Con next year
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):

by TheDepressedFanGirl December 17, 2019

Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.

Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.

by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018