Taterbate

When a bourbon collector masterbates while viewing their bourbon collection.

I'm going to go home, look at my Blanton's and taterbate.

by Tater-Bater August 24, 2023

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Talort

A person who is neither short nor tall

That person is talort enough to be ride the rollercoaster without also hitting thier head on the metal beams

by HeartyMcFlurry August 6, 2024

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tatermerangs

Big droopy tits with nipples that point down

Boy does she have some tatermerangs

by GetYourHatMad September 21, 2023

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Tatercock

a different form of the word chode aka a penis the size of a tater tot

Your tatercock is too stubby you need to get it surgically fixed.

by That Other Guy 6D9 September 25, 2023

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An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.

That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!

by Taintpoker November 1, 2023

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