North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill

Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out

by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019

Mississippi Tootsie Tickler

The act of spitting chewing tobacco juices upon a females toes in order to lubricate them to stick your penis in between them repeatedly.

My sister was horny so I gave her the ol’ Mississippi tootsie tickler.

by Distorted toast November 16, 2019

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back

Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

Person 2:OMG YASSSSS

Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd

Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day

by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020

Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

by cobrafang May 19, 2021

Bate n’ Tackle

The fetish of when a girl with braces giving you head, and a pubic hair gets caught in them

Bro, last night we had a bate n’ tackle incident it felt reeeeaaaally good

by JustaHiccc July 23, 2021

Industrial Belly Tickler

a machine that uses humanpower to tickle the living shit out of your fucking fat belly so you feel some comfort while being a discord mod

Him: bro check out this new machine i bought from ikea

Me: What in the fucking world is that shit?

Him: It is the brand new Industrial Belly Tickler

by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022